jake sheiner

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1.       romcom
A romantic comedy.

PS: yeah i know i m as lazy as snail.

mojo: “how was the movie”.

aks: “yeah, gr8 i loved it, it wasa romcom.”

Wasa romcom?
Boy meets girl meets mom meets dad meets dog
meets sister meets old boyfriend meets racist grandma
meets major obstacle.

Kate Hudson is like the worst, Drew Berrymore is better,
and Meg Ryan is like the master, duh!

Blonde hairs always have to go with blonde hairs and
dark hairs with dark hairs. Freddie Prinz jr will
never get with what’s her name from Buffy The Vampire slayer… the tv show.
…… OH! Sarah Michelle Geller. that’s her name I almost forgot.

I hope when I grow up
I’ma mixture of Tom Hanks and Hugh Grant
But mostly Tom Hanks with a dash of Richard Gere
And a pinch of 80’s Tom Cruise.

Girls are out of their skulls
cuz they think they are in love with that ugly Seth Rogan.
cuz cute 20something girls think they want to fuck Woody Allen,
cuz he makes jokes that are over their heads,
cuz they like to be made to feel dumb
and they make guys act retarded and get soooo nervous
that Ben Stiller sets a roof on fire, and pounds a volley ball
into the sisters face and makes her bleed into a pool,
and ruins the wedding, but most importantly,
blamed flushing the toilette on the cat.

Faking orgasms in a NY deli
just to prove a point.

Boys and girls can not be just friends
Omg such truths.

brb I have to see if I still have a dick

…yup

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Mikie, this is so you can see my shit cuz you’re still in Gay Berlin.