REALITY CHECK: HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!
omg //JK// HE IS!
BUT WAIT– THERE’S MORE!!
IF MAXIMUM BANDWITH = MAXIMUM PLEASURE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF…
-YOU SHOPLIFT PASTA SALAD?
-YOU LOVE TROLL ADOPTION WEBSITES FOR FUN?
-YOU REFER TO YOUR VAGINA AS A TURKEY SANDWICH?
if you know the answer to any of these questions, ask yourself,
“am i happy?”
WE’RE GONNA BEAT THIS THING, BARB! WE’RE GONNA KICK THIS THING IN THE ASS!!!!
you’re poem is better than my old poem. Im taking this as a challenge, I will out poem this poem later.
your poem was 1000x better than the movie.
saw it last night. EH.
really? me too!
I went with a friend, but got to the theatre before her- there is nothing more depressing than saying,
“one for ‘he’s just not that into you,’ please.”
that movie made me want to take a bullet to the head
SLAM POETRY CONTEST
POETIC JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED
BTW i just realized a grammatical error in my poem. I meant to say “you love TO troll adoption websites,” not “TROLL ADOPTION WEBSITES” they are very different things
Gooddrawers.com poetry contest. Everyone needs to write a poem about romantic comedies. 1st annual rom-com poetry slam.
bring it to the streets, jake. come on. kick out the jamz