RE:
From: david astronaut (iamasnake@hotmail.com)
Sent: Mon 10/01/07 6:05 AM
To: TERENCE KOH (kohbunny@mac.com)
dear terence koh,
i regret to say that i will not be able to pay you the 8000euro for one small landscape painting. the only retribution i would be able to offer, is as i said before, one drawing of michael jordan. if at any point you wish to trade one small landscape painting for this michael jordan drawing the offer is on the table. hope to see you again in the near future.
he said the painting is usually part of the whole set of 16 paintings and since you know me he can give you a discount
the whole set of paintings is 75,000 euro
but if you really really only one the small one we can give it to you i guess
the price will be 8000euro
let us know and we can make the necessary arrangements and then have the painting delivered to you
sincerely
terence koh
On Sep 30, 2007, at 3:12 PM, david astronaut wrote:
dear terence koh.
i met you last night in a gallery in berlin. i told you i was interested in stealing one of your paintings but would prefer if you just allow me to have one as to save me the trouble. you told me to talk to you later in the evening about this exchange. i looked for you, but i believe you went to a private party. at the end of the night i took one of your smaller landscapes and i made it down stairs but the outside security did not let me leave and i got into an argument and still do not have this painting. i would still like to own this painting. please contact me to let me know when i will be able to pick it up. if you would like, i would not say anything if you wish to tell everyone that this painting you will give me, had been stolen and not given. this way it sounds better about your paintings. also i have decided, if you wish, i would be willing to trade a drawing of michael jordan for the painting. please contact me at your soonest convenience.
RE:
From: david astronaut (iamasnake@hotmail.com)
Sent: Mon 10/01/07 6:05 AM
To: TERENCE KOH (kohbunny@mac.com)
dear terence koh,
i regret to say that i will not be able to pay you the 8000euro for one small landscape painting. the only retribution i would be able to offer, is as i said before, one drawing of michael jordan. if at any point you wish to trade one small landscape painting for this michael jordan drawing the offer is on the table. hope to see you again in the near future.
sincerely yours,
mikie poland
CC: javier@peresprojects.com
From: kohbunny@mac.com
Subject: Re:
Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:59:49 +0200
To: iamasnake@hotmail.com
hello david
i spoke to my gallerist
he said the painting is usually part of the whole set of 16 paintings and since you know me he can give you a discount
the whole set of paintings is 75,000 euro
but if you really really only one the small one we can give it to you i guess
the price will be 8000euro
let us know and we can make the necessary arrangements and then have the painting delivered to you
sincerely
terence koh
On Sep 30, 2007, at 3:12 PM, david astronaut wrote:
dear terence koh.
i met you last night in a gallery in berlin. i told you i was interested in stealing one of your paintings but would prefer if you just allow me to have one as to save me the trouble. you told me to talk to you later in the evening about this exchange. i looked for you, but i believe you went to a private party. at the end of the night i took one of your smaller landscapes and i made it down stairs but the outside security did not let me leave and i got into an argument and still do not have this painting. i would still like to own this painting. please contact me to let me know when i will be able to pick it up. if you would like, i would not say anything if you wish to tell everyone that this painting you will give me, had been stolen and not given. this way it sounds better about your paintings. also i have decided, if you wish, i would be willing to trade a drawing of michael jordan for the painting. please contact me at your soonest convenience.
sincerely yours,
mikie poland
iamasnake@hotmail.com
HAhahahahahahahah holy shit. Mikie too.
75,000 Euros = 97,035 U.S. dollars
8,000 Euros = 10,350.4 U.S. dollars